March 5-20, 2020



Hilarious murder mystery comedy dinner theatre

AHOY THERE! And welcome aboard! Spend the evening in the ballroom of an extravagant cruise ship that is bound for an exotic northern location…. Experience the high seas, help rename the ship and prepare yourself for MURDER in the funniest way possible! You will be immersed in this hilarious murder mystery comedy filled with lots of Minnesotan references and jokes, written and directed by local theatre artist Heather Mastromarco. Enjoy mingling with boisterous characters and shady suspects. A sea captain with no sense of direction, a cruise director involved in scandalous love affairs, a phantom thespian, rivals, mystery passengers….is blood thicker than sea water? Scandals, and Treasures, and Murders, OH MY!! Could everyone really be who they say they are?? See if you can decipher who the murderer is.

But Wait! You can’t solve a murder on an empty stomach! Dinner includes salad, parmesan encrusted chicken, green beans, garlic whipped potatoes, and white chocolate raspberry torte dessert.

Content guide: This show is recommended for adults due to coarse language and mature themes.

Original play written by Heather Mastromarco

Cast List:
Captain: Randy Soltis
Fortune Teller: Niki Mackedanz
Richard: Anthony Schrock
Dawn: Tanya Peterick
Charles: Matthew Luczak
Suzanne: Jessica Scherer
Patrick: Travis Knaak
Grandma: Brandi Richards-Berger

Ahoy Servers:
Aaron Trompeter
Breana Burggraff
Colleen Grady
Megan Myers
Micah Alm
Michael Gonzalez
Kelsey Lynch

Calendar for Ahoy! Murder! Dead Ahead!